AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I want it! - Let's do it!
I'm gonna beat you up!
If I say this, middle school will know about it,
but in middle school where I used to go,
- there was an archery club. - There's only one!
- There's only one!
- It's a nationwide competition. - That's right.
- Really? - It's a momentary production.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Because you're out and about. - That's right.
A friend of mine who lived there,
when he entered middle school, he suddenly woke up to archery,
and started doing weird string-like things.
- There's this kind of practice. - That's right.
But now that you mention it, I've never really touched it.
- No, you haven't. - No, you haven't.
That's what I thought.
Since I've been to a lot of different places,
it's embarrassing to say, "No, I don't know about archery because I've never done it."
- Well, as an Okazaki citizen... - Well, as an Okazaki citizen...
When I first came here,
I was like, "Oh no! It's a world war!"
And I had to survive.
Oh no! When I'm done with archery, should I shoot?
- Who distributed you? - "Should I stand next to you?"
Archery.
Well, today we're going to practice archery.
But in general, we're going to have fun like we're playing a game.
First of all, let's practice.
For those of you who can do archery,
- I'd like you to teach me. - Oh, wow!
- It'll be a great lesson. - Teach you?
- Teach me. - Who are you?
- You were in the archery club, weren't you?
- Yeah, what kind of world are you in? - Who are you?
Who are you?
- Excuse me, teacher. I know it's hard to come in, but please come in. - Please.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work, teacher.
- Who are you guys? - Call me teacher!
- I'm Nomura, an employee of the Kazaki City Council. - An employee of the Kazaki City Council?
- You're from Kazaki City Council, right? - Yes, I am.
- I'm a student, Daisuke Tomatsu. - A student!
- I'm a college student. - I'm a college student.
- I'm a student of the Kazaki City Council. - Yes.
- I don't know if you're a student or not. - I don't know if you're a student or not.
- I used to be in the national team. - What?
- National? - National team?
- I'm a representative of Japan. - What?
- So you're... - That's right.
- I used to be in the national team, and I've been in the international team for three years.
- He's the best.
- I'm a rich man, and I'm a representative of Japan.
- We're really unemployed, so please teach us kindly.
- Thank you for your time. - Thank you for your time.
- You're too cool. - You're too cool.
- It's not my own meaning, so it doesn't really go with it. - I see.
- You have a life. - Cool.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- I thought it was a special salary, but it's actually worse. - It's almost a tent.
- It's the worst. - Is it okay for me to hit you?
- Maybe, but you'll get really mad at me.
- You have a lot of things on you. - That's right.
- This is to prevent injuries from hitting your arm. - I see.
- And this is also for your arm. - I see.
- It's about 18 meters in total. - I see.
- I'm going to have you do it here. - Okay.
- If you paint it like this, it won't be convincing, so please do it. - I'll do my best.
- Pressure, pressure, pressure.
- Ah, cool.
I don't know because I don't have a bandage on it, but I'll put it on the tatami mat for now.
I'd like you to do it at this distance.
This is cool.
By the way, you can die normally, can't you?
If you hit it, you'll die.
That's right. If you hit it, it's pretty bad competitively.
That's right. If you hit it, you won't get one point competitively.
Then, first of all, Mr. Toshimitsu, can I have a drink?
Mr. Toshimitsu, would you like me to hold it for you?
I'll hold it for you.
But you say something, don't you?
You're an old woman.
I'm serious.
Actually, it's heavy.
But it looks heavy.
When you put it back in, you can put it back in slowly, and you can see the base of your thumb on your cheek.
It's pretty wobbly.
That's pretty much how it works.
Put it back in for now.
With the base of your nose.
Wow, you can hit it now.
Just release it.
What do you think of the first impression?
I've used it up.
What?
Already?
My arms are full of it.
When you talk like that, you have a little courage.
I talk while thinking, "Is this okay?"
By the way, where do you aim at?
Oh, that's where it is.
That's where it is.
Wow.
Mr. Tetsuya, you're in a good mood.
Isn't this really cool?
I can't get enough of this item.
The target is on.
Oh, that's right. Please put this on.
Just having that makes me feel good.
Mr. Tetsuya, would you like me to do it for you?
Can I?
Here we go.
It went down a little.
If you aim in the middle of the target, it will go down a little.
By lowering the aiming device down,
If you aim in the middle of the target, it will go in the middle of the target.
Oh, I see.
So you adjust it.
This is also your own ability.
That's right.
If you aim in the middle of the target with this, you can do it calmly.
It went up a little.
How many times do you have to try it?
How is it, Yamamura-san? Hold it.
It's really heavy.
My arms are really tired.
It's really bad.
It's really bad or it's really bad, right?
Oh, I did it!
It's really bad!
You're not angry, are you?
I'm not angry.
But it doesn't look bad.
I'm begging you, can you do it for the second time?
I'll make it beautiful.
It's ugly.
It depends on your smartness.
Let's go.
Three, two, one.
It hit the back of my head.
It's going down.
You're cool and you're doing it while thinking about it.
That's right.
You're cool and you're doing it while thinking about it.
If you're tall, you'll have an advantage.
If you're short, you'll have a disadvantage.
It's not an advantage, but it's a smile.
It's a smile.
That's right.
It's fun.
You're good at it.
It's fast, isn't it?
I want to practice this.
Right? Let's practice it quickly.
The members prepared it for us.
It's a shame.
Isn't it good?
This member's color is black, so it's cool.
Isn't that a different person's color?
I can't comment on it.
Is it that important?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's true.
It's a crime.
You shot a lot of bullets, didn't you?
It was too late for the camera to capture it.
It's powerful.
I'm late!
I thought you'd fall.
We'll practice for a while.
After that, we'll play a game.
Let's go to practice!
- We practiced, right? - Yes!
I'm sure you still have a lot of things you want to practice, but we're running out of time, so let's get right to the game!
Even if we call it a game, it's pretty simple. It's a game you play in kindergarten.
It's a target game.
There's a reward for hitting a target, so you can get what you hit.
- It's "simple is best". - It's just a game that makes you happy.
Everyone wrote two of the things you want, so let's announce them one by one.
I'll go first.
Well, it's kind of common for this kind of project.
- Melon! - Melon!
- What is it?
- I get it every time. - I hope it's not a pineapple.
- Everyone wrote a fruit they were happy with. - Melon is itchy.
- Melon is delicious. - Melon is delicious.
There's one more thing, but I hope you'll give me a title.
- There's a place in Yumiyan. - Yes.
- It's called "kouchuu". - Oh!
You can make your name "kouchuu" for a month.
- My name? - You can only make your name "kouchuu" for a month.
- It's a duty you have to fulfill. - Can "kouchuu" get involved?
- No, it's "kouchuu". - It's "kouchuu" for this project.
- Just for "kouchuu" in Reiwa? - He's a master of bow and arrow.
- So you're going to hit it twice? - No, just once.
- Oh, just once. - Oh, I see.
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- I'll tell you one thing. - Okay.
- This is "yumikounyuu". - Oh, that's good.
Apparently, the one you used this time costs about 100,000 yen.
- Wow! - That's cool.
Apparently you can change the top and bottom parts.
If you get better at it, you can make it harder and stronger.
- I'm going to get you to buy one. - Okay.
I'm going to draw two, so I thought I could hit it twice.
It's like love.
It's like you get twice as much as the one before you.
One melon and two melons.
Everyone is happy.
A insect is an insect insect.
I want to be an insect insect.
Insect insect.
Then I will.
Yes, Dr. Stone's previous song.
Then I have it.
It's a classic song.
The other one is a simple one.
"Jayshinha".
I want you to give me a massage machine because my back hurts.
It's a massage machine.
You can try this until the video is over.
I bought it.
You can try it until the video is over.
Then I will.
I haven't done this before.
It's like a penalty game.
Penalty game?
If you do it for a month, you can do it for two weeks.
I want it the most.
Then I will.
"Nihaku Mikka Rojuman Sen".
Why?
"Nihaku Mikka Rojuman Sen" is annoying.
Is it over?
"Rojuman Sen" is not over.
You can do it for three or four weeks.
You can do it for three or four months.
I might have written it too much.
"Godiva".
That's good.
It's like "afternoon tea".
I have one more.
"Juman Ya Morai".
That's simple.
That's good.
I thought it was 100 yen.
And it's my own money.
I won't give you any money.
Why?
Finally, SHIBAYISHI.
I have a simple and happy present for you.
What is it?
It's a cute pot for one person.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
I also have something related to bows.
"Rinku" for one week.
"Rinku" is cool, isn't it?
I wasn't sure about "koukai".
But "koukai" is too plain.
It's dark.
I'm sorry.
I regretted hitting you once.
It's cute.
If it was one year ago, it would have been less than a month.
That's right.
It's dangerous.
I have one more thing to say.
This time...
We're going to put 12 pieces of "koukai" in one piece of paper.
On both sides of "koukai", there is "fundoshi".
What?
There is "fundoshi".
It's noisy.
It's busy.
It's scary when I say it.
It's scary.
What do you say when someone says it?
It's true. No one says it in their life.
I'd like you to say it clearly.
This is based on a quarrel.
It's a habit.
But I don't think it's right.
It's just there.
It's a mental sport.
It's just there to give you a sense of pressure.
It's a decoration.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Shibai is first and I'm sixth.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Buddies are lining up.
Look at the two in the middle.
Shinto and Rojiman.
Rojiman is the most off.
If you aim in the middle, you can go somewhere.
If you aim in the middle, you can't go anywhere.
It's like you don't have to be "fundoshi".
Shibai, if you're determined, please say it.
I'm not determined.
I have no choice but to do it.
It's like the Olympics.
It's like you've been there.
It's like the Olympics.
Right eye.
Wait.
Oh!
Shibai has doubled the next one he hit.
Wow!
It's on Yumemaru.
This is funny.
I can't relax now.
I wanted it to end.
But you did a good job.
You did a good job.
I'm counting on you, Mr. Yumewaru.
Let's go, Mr. Yumewaru.
Damn it!
I'm counting on you!
This place is dangerous.
By the way, what are you aiming for?
I can buy a bow.
Or I can buy a coco and a penalty.
You're aiming for the left side, right?
I think it's good.
Let's go!
You're aiming for the bottom, right?
I believe you.
Mr. Yumewaru.
Two nights and three days.
And?
Mr. Shibayu.
Four nights?
Four nights and three days.
I don't like it!
Mr. Yumewaru is not a penalty.
I'm still here.
And you're still here.
You're really good at this.
But you're almost there, Mr. Yumewaru.
Right?
I'm done with this.
Look!
It's about to reach my knees.
Scary!
Mr. Sumi.
It's normal.
I'm curious about coco.
Is that so?
I'm just looking forward to it.
I'm sure you'll like it.
Let's go.
[Simultaneous bouncing and popping]
Link!
Beautiful!
So good!
You aimed for it, didn't you?
If I say to you, "Who's your love in all of this?", you should assault me.
Get out of here!
We're at the middle of it!
So beautiful!
Good job!
It's hard for me to react when you do that.
[We would like to get a half of point]
You already want half of it, but...
You're in a difficult position, aren't you?
If you aim sideways, it's close to being stepped on.
It would be cool if you could hit it sideways.
- I'll go. - Yes.
I'm not good at pressure.
It's coming out of my nose.
I'm going to sneeze.
- Awesome! - How's that?!
- That's awesome! - Cool!
- Awesome! - What?!
- You're too good! - You're too good at this!
That's cool!
- I'll give you half of that. - That's great!
- Good, good. - Thank you.
- Now, Ryo-sensei. - If it's like this, half of it will be the best.
- That's right. - But right now, double is the best.
- Right? - Half of it twice.
- Half of it twice is the best. - That's right.
- And actually, up and down isn't that bad. - That's right.
- I'll aim straight twice. - Oh!
- If you hit it, you'll make the most profit. - That's right!
I didn't think the Japanese Literary Association would use this kind of phrase.
It's crazy how you're being ignored.
Here I go.
Oh!
What's this?
It's a cocotte!
That was close!
10%!
We got it!
It was a big failure, but...
It's a big success!
The result was alright!
Yeah, I'm glad!
I'm glad!
Thank you for putting a cocotte there!
No, it's my pleasure!
Thank you!
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to fall on my left foot.
Okay.
So...
I'm going to aim for the ring and go to melon.
I see.
I'm going to do it!
Okay!
Here we go!
Oh!
[We have another present for you.]
- Luck. - Luck!
- No, no, no. - What a relief!
- Should we be happy about it? - Of course!
- These are just presents. - We don't have two. We haven't bought two.
[The room tour ends here.]
- Okay, happy birthday! - Thank you!
- Well, we have two, but - yeah, two in total.
- And at the end of the video, you two'll be breaking into pieces.
No, I didn't expect Cocotto market to be so interested in it.
Cocotto and Komoto also...
It was a great conversation.
If everything is the opposite, it would be perfect.
Komoto is editing in the opposite direction.
I think Archie is surprisingly powerful, but it's interesting to play.
By all means, Cocotto and everyone should fight and see what happens.
See you in the video tomorrow.
goodbye.